BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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plainjaneasher:

babydaddyjones:

plainjaneasher:

babydaddyjones:

//frowns.

okay………

//he walks towards the car.

//watches mo and brian through binoculars 

estaban look

an attractive male creature advances

//taps lightly on the window.

//rolls down the window

are you my new daddy

uhh……..yes?

(Source: maureencstarkey)

plainjaneasher:

babydaddyjones:

//frowns.

okay………

//he walks towards the car.

//watches mo and brian through binoculars 

estaban look

an attractive male creature advances

//taps lightly on the window.

(Source: maureencstarkey)

maureencstarkey:

babydaddyjones:

Yes, I certainly did. 

Well, she’s out there! And her friend. I don’t quite remember his name, Jane calls him a variety of things…Estaban or Eduardo being the two most common ones.

//takes the duck out of Brian’s hands when he isn’t looking and points to the car

//frowns.

okay………

//he walks towards the car.

maureencstarkey:

babydaddyjones:

maureencstarkey:

babydaddyjones:

Greetings.

Uh, hi. I believe we’ve met before at one of those Beatle parties….?

//spots the duck and melts inwardly

Awwwwwe, how precious! Look at him, who’s the adorable widdle birdie, yes you are?!

Yes, we did. Ohhh…this is Reginald…here, you can pet him. He’s very tame.

Awwwwe…..he’s just precious!

//coos and swoons for a few moments before clearing her throat

Erm, did you get my message?

Yes, I certainly did. 

maureencstarkey:

babydaddyjones:

Greetings.

Uh, hi. I believe we’ve met before at one of those Beatle parties….?

//spots the duck and melts inwardly

Awwwwwe, how precious! Look at him, who’s the adorable widdle birdie, yes you are?!

Yes, we did. Ohhh…this is Reginald…here, you can pet him. He’s very tame.

maureencstarkey:

plainjaneasher:

//wrinkles her nose

Yes, why???

Boom. Happy birthday. 

//gets out and rings the doorbell

//opens the door holding a duck.

Greetings.

plainjaneasher:

(BRAINS)

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kinkurohajiro:

7 may 2013. mixed Mallard drake @Kamogawa Dongri-bashi, Kyoto.

Hitori-chan’s boyfriend.